Xtra Sheet
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you calling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
Ultimate thought
If more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?
SPICE !
First Class in Bed
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent sms to her parents - Ruby , first Class in Bed !!
Nurse and pulse
Definition of a Nurse - A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal.
Money Reducing Agent
The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
WOMAN
Ultimate Answer
Ultimate answer while changing the job
Employer: Y did u leave ur last job?
Applicant: Coz d company shifted d offce n didn't tell me where....
source : N.Times
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