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Aug 24 2007  | Views 145 |  Comments  (6)
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 Xtra Sheet 
 
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you calling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
 

Ultimate thought
If more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?
SPICE ! 
 
 
First Class in Bed
 
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent sms to her parents - Ruby  , first Class in Bed !!

 
Nurse and pulse
 
Definition of a Nurse - A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then  expects ur pulse to be normal. 
 

Money Reducing Agent
 
The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
WOMAN 

 
Ultimate Answer
 
Ultimate answer while changing the job
Employer: Y did u leave ur last job?
Applicant: Coz d company shifted d offce n didn't tell me where.... 
 
 
 
 
 
source : N.Times
 
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